i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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