I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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