I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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