i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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