living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
