I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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