Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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