No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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