the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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