Fuck appropriateness.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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