Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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