if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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