Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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