Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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