dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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