sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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