Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Randomize
