At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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