Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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