That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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