it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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