I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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