I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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