Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal. http://tfl.nu/7hy6

Replies (45) Good night (4943) Bad night (1077)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

wake up i wanna do it froggy style

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): wake up i wanna do it froggy style http://tfl.nu/zmqx

Replies (18) Good night (3180) Bad night (733)
Favorite
(778): View more from British Columbia

No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(778): No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do. http://tfl.nu/1xvv

Replies (16) Good night (4597) Bad night (737)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON

(651): View more from Minnesota

clearly you have your priorities straight

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON (651): clearly you have your priorities straight http://tfl.nu/87z9

Replies (68) Good night (4676) Bad night (1358)
Favorite
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(832): I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers. http://tfl.nu/48lf

Replies (3) Good night (2175) Bad night (1446)
Favorite
(817): View more from Texas

He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...

(1-817): View more from Texas

Actually, she's fat now, so...

(817): View more from Texas

Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(817): He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but... (1-817): Actually, she's fat now, so... (817): Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson. http://tfl.nu/7993

Replies (27) Good night (2100) Bad night (5276)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book http://tfl.nu/reox

Replies (5) Good night (2339) Bad night (739)
Favorite
(907): View more from Alaska

Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(907): Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/278e

Replies (20) Good night (6697) Bad night (959)
Favorite
(757): View more from Virginia

I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...

(757): View more from Virginia

I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(757): I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures... (757): I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out http://tfl.nu/xej3

Replies (6) Good night (2482) Bad night (770)
Favorite
(512): View more from Texas

I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(512): I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25. http://tfl.nu/95s1

Replies (7) Good night (958) Bad night (1677)
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again. http://tfl.nu/k53k

Replies (9) Good night (1530) Bad night (622)
Favorite
(765): View more from Indiana

Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(765): Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots? http://tfl.nu/q4x4

Replies (8) Good night (1968) Bad night (637)
Favorite
(802): View more from Vermont

just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store

(203): View more from Connecticut

was it you?

(802): View more from Vermont

...yes

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(802): just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store (203): was it you? (802): ...yes http://tfl.nu/br4h

Replies (7) Good night (2560) Bad night (584)
Favorite
(978): View more from Massachusetts

I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(978): I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it.. http://tfl.nu/ofn7

Replies (2) Good night (568) Bad night (307)
Favorite
(502): View more from Kentucky

just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(502): just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year! http://tfl.nu/390j

Replies (13) Good night (506) Bad night (1318)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard