I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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