I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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