Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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