well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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