Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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