dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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