my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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