the new term for farting is butt boxing.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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