yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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