It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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