I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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