I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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