Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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