That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
