Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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