how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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