i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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