awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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