Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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