His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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