I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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