we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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