i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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