we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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