people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The best revenge is premature balding
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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