I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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