The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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