I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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