Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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