Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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