He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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