i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We had to coat check the pizza.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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