There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Randomize